10/01/2013 01:32 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

How We're Totally Misunderstanding The Government Shutdown

It's not all national park closings and furloughed workers, the government shutdown also means the rule of law goes completely out the window... doesn't it?

Here's a breakdown – in helpful pie chart form – of how we're willfully misinterpreting the shutdown. Incidentally, this is also a good list of why we're all going to be arrested, fired and expelled sometime in the next couple of days.

Thanks a lot, Speaker Boehner.

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