There are a lot of types of Halloween costumes that we just don't understand, like babies dressed up as Heinz ketchup packets or cringe-worthy displays of inappropriateness. But one of the trends we're most confused about this year is "sexy" food costumes -- all of which leave us asking ourselves, WHY?
Seriously, who thought these were a good idea? Though a few are relatively innocuous (the candy dresses aren't exactly anything we've never seen before), others actually make us question whether anyone in their right mind is actually purchasing these Halloween options. What do you think of these sexy food Halloween costumes? Let us know in the comments!
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Can Of Coca-Cola
birthdayinabox.com
We can't decide what looks the least comfortable here -- the obscenely high heels, the shirt-as-a-dress, or the miniature hat teetering on her forehead.Women's Coca Cola Dress Costume, $22.99 on Birthday in a Box
2
Banana
buycostumes.com
WHY. Way not enough fabric, way too large of a zipper, and way too much effort going on here.Sexy Banana Costume, $19.99 on buycostumes.com
3
Cupcake
Rakuten.com
Especially convenient for those of us who don't enjoy carrying a purse.Adult Cupcake Costume, $35.41 on Rakuten.com
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4
Nerds
CostumeCraze.com
Taking the whole 'sexy librarian' thing to a whole new level.Nerds Tank Dress Costume, $29.95 on Costume Craze
5
Hot Sauce
buycostumes.com
2013 has officially been the year of the hot sauce.Chinese Hot Sauce Costume, $16.99 on buycostumes.com
6
Fortune Cookie
HalloweenExpress.com
Sexy is definitely an overstatement. We'd probably say this more errs on the side of creepy.Fortune Cookie Costume, $28.99 on Halloween Express
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7
Bacon
buycostumes.com
NO NO NO. Guys, seriously, who thought this was an okay idea?Bacon Dress Costume, $56.99 on buycostumes.com
8
Strawberry 'Sweetie'
OfficialCostumes.com
Playboy meets childhood, and we're scarred for life.Strawberry 'Sweetie' Costume, $29.99 on Official Costumes
9
Chinese Takeout
buycostumes.com
Sorry, but the only kind of takeout we want is late-night Lo Mein.Chinese Takeout Adult Costume, $36.99 on buycostumes.com
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Tootsie Roll
buycostumes.com
Okay, this neckline is perhaps the most overt attempt at sexiness on this list. Also, nobody even likes Tootsie Rolls.Tootsie Roll Teardrop Dress Costume, $26.99 on buycostumes.com
12
Bobbing For Apples
HalloweenExpress.com
Again, much more creepy than 'sexy,' but alas is the gender gap.Bobbing For Apples Costume, $49.99 on Halloween Express
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13
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
costumesupercenter.com
Would you like fries with that?Women's Heinz Tomato Tank Dress Costume, $28.99 on costumesupercenter.com
14
Instant Noodles
Ebay: bitterbeauty18
Every male college student's dream.Instant Noodles Dress Costume, $18.99 on Ebay
15
Red Jolly Rancher
HalloweenCostumes.com
In a surprising twist, this woman models a wrapper the size of that from the actual candy.Jolly Rancher Red Costume Dress, $48.99 on HalloweenCostumes.com
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Red M&M
HalloweenCostumes.com
Pants apparently NOT included.Women's Red M&M Costume, $28.99 on HalloweenCostumes.com
17
Fun Dip
HalloweenCostumes.com
This one might make us the most uncomfortable on the list. The lack of straps. The lack of fabric. The Lik-a-Stik bracelet. The fact that Fun Dip is not even good enough to be made into a costume in the first place.Sexy Fun Dip Dress, $23.99 on HalloweenCostumes.com
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