"Ah, yes, like Go-Gurt, but to STAY."
During Key and Peele's epic Halloween episode, one sketch had us – and everyone else on twitter it seems – completely enraptured. We would have posted it sooner, but we've been too busy watching it over and over again.
People of Earth, if you have yet to experience the erotic pleasures of "Continental Breakfast," do yourself a favor and watch the clip above. It's better than 500 50 Shades Of Greys.
Don't believe us? Then believe Patton Oswalt: