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12/02/2013 03:38 pm ET

9 Things We're Not Looking Forward To This Week

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It begins... the long march to Christmas that includes way to much of everything: shopping, eating, drinking, drone deliveries (well, soon), and anxiety.

Be brave... we're all in this together.

  • 9 No longer being able to complain about stores having their Christmas decorations up
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  • 8 Saying goodbye to that spare inch of room in our pants
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  • 7 Figuring out how much to tip a drone
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  • 6 Hiding the shame of having a fake Christmas tree with far too many Instagram filters
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  • 5 Realizing our artistic skills haven't improved since that macaroni Christmas ornament we made in 3rd grade
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  • 4 Thinking we're getting a cold and no, wait it's just allergies
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  • 3 Trying to decide if this is the year we finally become the relative who gives everyone socks
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  • 2 Knowing we'll never, ever, ever do anything this amazing
  • 1 That inevitable moment in December when drinking and eating garbage ceases to be fun
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    It comes earlier every year...

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