12/08/2013 07:52 am ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

The 13 Biggest Airport Fails, As Told By Tweets

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We've all suffered a #TravelFail in the airport... some of us are just more vocal about it than others.

Let some of Twitter's chattier folk show you, in their own words, 13 things you shouldn't do before takeoff.

13. Show up on the wrong day. 12. Show up in the wrong place. 11. Forget your wallet. 10. Forget your plane battery. 9. Cross paths with "a gaggle of birds." 8. Overserve yourself. 7. Vomit. 6. Reek of snack chip. 5. Wear a ponytail. 4. Realize you're not going to Disney World. 3. Forget your breath mints (or forget how to spell). 2. Unwrap those pesky skincare products you bought in Iceland. 1. Spill your crate of fish.