12/12/2013 03:01 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

Is This The Craziest 'Only In Miami' Roundup Yet?

What with Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, the onset of Christmas, championship weather, and the annual carnival known as Art Basel, it's been an epic two weeks in Miami.

Add the usual 305-flavored hijinks inherent in this tropical Babylon, and you've got yourselves perhaps the most epic "only in Miami" roundup of all time.

Check out the most quintessential tweets and instagrams hashtagged #onlyinMiami below, from two lanes of wrong-way drivers on I-95 to the world's largest spinning dreidel made of seashells to two -- er -- voluptuous ladies at Art Basel to a road sign that's obviously Photoshopped but totally correct in spirit: