Is This The Craziest 'Only In Miami' Roundup Yet?

Rabid woman driver, on the phone, hair in curlers, screaming at children on a crosswalk "move your ass!" #onlyinmiami

— Romy Romy (@Romy9) December 6, 2013

Pickup truck blows past me in the crosswalk with only inches to spare #noapologeticwave #onlyinmiami

— Kara Gainer (@KaraGainer) December 12, 2013

First government meeting I cover that jams to techno music before it starts. #sweetwater #onlyinmiami #EDM pic.twitter.com/2gplvw0yvW

— Rodolfo Roman ロドルフォ (@romandh) December 3, 2013

#OnlyinMiami Shyster Sweetwater mayor tried to cash in pension before corruption plea - http://t.co/RsH9h1MXo1

— ChurchillsBarberShop (@ChurchillsMiami) December 12, 2013

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Got a tan by accident and it's winter season #OnlyInMiami

— Hurricane Anisa (@MsCategory5) December 7, 2013

Versatility: He buys cars and sells produce all out of the same truck #miami #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/jiisVBo4x1

— Raquel Zaldivar (@raqzal) December 11, 2013

Today's #OnlyinMiami moment.... pic.twitter.com/nOBwpPB7xL

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) December 11, 2013

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Eurotrash tourists taking a picture of a sidewalk hotdog vendor. #onlyinmiami

— Robert (@Scaletail) December 10, 2013

80 IN DECEMBER #ONLYINMIAMI

— 👑 Laura 👑 (@_queencowden_) December 10, 2013

WHY do I have two fresh mosquito bites in December?!?! #FloridaProblems #OnlyinMiami

— Liana Lozada (@lianalozada) December 9, 2013

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Decorated the Christmas tree last night with the A/C running. #onlyinmiami

— Erik Kardatzke (@debtdefenselaw) December 9, 2013

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I woke up for Orlando a half hour ago, & can't go back to sleep cuz a freaking rooster has been screaming for the last 20 mins #onlyinmiami

— darlyn (@darlynx) December 9, 2013

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#onlyinmiami RT @Awwsty We hate you Florida pic.twitter.com/P7BXDR0SvP

— SFDB (@sfdb) December 8, 2013

Just saw a man in a bikini, and a mustang rear end a maseratti on the same block #CollinsAve #OnlyInMiami @OnlyIn305 @HuffPostMiami

— LAURA GABER (@LG_LIFEISGOOD) December 8, 2013

For Jeff the road striper, it was "Take Your Iguana To Work Day". #itsnameisLarry #onlyinmiami #actuallythiswasdavie pic.twitter.com/ykYmHTjzpv

— Liane Morejon (@LianeMorejonTV) November 22, 2013

Looks like I'll be going swimming on Christmas day #onlyinmiami

— Sandee (@SadouceLY) December 8, 2013

A dog wearing steampunk sunglasses and an elf hat, sitting in a baby stroller at the restaurant table with its owners. #onlyinmiami

— Jennifer Machnee (@jennifermachnee) December 7, 2013

.@HuffPostMiami #OnlyInMiami pic.twitter.com/rbmoh8WPAv

— Carlos Reyes (@elotrochele) December 7, 2013

Monthly trip to get a Frita in Calle 8 #onlyinmiami

— Alfredito (@AlfredoCubina) December 7, 2013

#OnlyInMiami #SleevelessHoodie pic.twitter.com/kt51PzQ967

— Scuba † (@scuba_diaz) December 7, 2013

#OnlyInMiami buddy running from the police on a #scooter in a #suit #Grove #FTP #BadMotherfuckersOnlyb http://t.co/cjfe4SLDV9

— Pancho 305 (@PANCHO305) December 6, 2013

At the beauty salon in "my latin neighborhood" #kendall & cubans b like "y mi blue too?" Instead of "where's my blue tooth?" #onlyinmiami 😂😂

— Adriana Catano (@CatanoOfficial) December 6, 2013

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Hot Latinas speaking Spanglish with Caribbean accent... #FallingInLove #OnlyInMiami

— Luis Andrew (@LuisAndrew) December 5, 2013

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#onlyinmiami RT @toddtongen Forget airbags. Hit this guy and you walk away w/ a good nights sleep! pic.twitter.com/2RmiN7Ng3P

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) December 5, 2013

No snow or ice and the power is already out? #onlyinmiami

— Matt LeFay (@CoachLeFay) December 5, 2013

It's 77 degrees and people are wearing scarves and sweaters? #onlyinmiami

— Afrobeta (@afrobeta) December 4, 2013

This is sad, but I guess it saves money? #onlyinmiami (via @WPLGLocal10) pic.twitter.com/6Xt5cSS7VP

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) December 3, 2013

These 2 men are really walking around selling boxes of Post Cereal dique 2 por un peso 😂 #OnlyInMiami

— Bella L. (@BellaSamel) December 3, 2013

Oye Shlomo! Leftover Hanukkah gelt and guava pastelitos in the breakroom #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/NINV53M0Bo

— Larry Lebowitz (@Lebo305) December 2, 2013

Sunsets to die for #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/VD73lkOGPm

— Joe Healy (@JHealy22) November 28, 2013

What the? #onlyinmiami. What comes out gas? Water? pic.twitter.com/UzKfCOag34

— k.b. (@katiebr58) November 27, 2013