12/20/2013 03:52 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

Top 10 Weird News Stories 2013

A certain part of the male anatomy figures prominently in the Top 10 Weird News Stories of 2013 -- and if you can't guess what body part that is you clearly don't live on planet Earth.

Let's just say man's best friend often lets him down. We're not saying plenty of women didn't embarrass themselves into our Weird News Top 10, but they were once again vastly outnumbered.

Indeed, 2013 might be the Year of the Snake, according to the Chinese calendar. But to HuffPost Weird News, it's the Year of the Penis.

Top 10 Weird News Stories 2013

With 2014. Happy New Year from HuffPost Weird News.