Miley Cyrus dominated quite a few news cycles this year. As 2013 waged on, it grew difficult to care about things that mattered in favor of becoming lost in discussions of
cultural appropriation twerking.
To be fair, it's hard to pay attention to stuff like Syria and the government shutdown while Miley Cyrus is swinging around on a wrecking ball, naked and crying. Here's what you missed:
Miley News: Miley twerks in a bizarre unicorn onesie.
Miley News: Miley's video for "We Can't Stop" includes additional twerking.
Miley News: Miley admits the lyric "dancing with Miley" is actually "Molly" as in the colloquial term for MDMA.
Miley News: Miley is featured in Big Sean's single "Fire," twerks while wearing a couple of gold chains.
Miley News: Miley sticks her tongue out and twerks with Robin Thicke at the VMAs.
Miley News: Miley gets naked and breaks down crying while swinging on a wrecking ball.
Miley News: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth break-up by un-following each other on Twitter.
Real News: Kenya Mall Attack Leaves At Least 39 Dead.
Miley News: Miley gets "Rolling $tone" tattooed on the bottoms of her feet.
Miley News: Miley receives the first of four emotional, "slut-shaming" open letters from Sinead O'Connor.
Miley News: Miley wears a thong onesie in a titillating Terry Richardson photo shoot.
Miley News: Miley does an impression of Michele Bachmann on SNL and more twerking ensues.
Miley News: Miley tells Matt Lauer that he is "definitely not sexual."
Miley News: Miley smokes a blunt on stage at the EMAs, "because it was really funny."
Miley News: Miley bleaches her eyebrows.
Miley News: Miley Cyrus posts a topless photo to support Free The Nipple.
Miley News: Miley talks about her breakup with Liam Hemsworth, admitting, "it was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years."