01/02/2014 03:39 pm ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

The 10 Weirdest Celebrity 2014 Calendars That The Internet Has To Offer

2014 may have started at midnight on Tuesday night, but if you haven't invested in a bizarre calendar, has it really even started at all?

Whether you spent 2013 jamming to Justin Bieber or swaying to Michael Bublé, the Internet has got you covered with funny fan calendars. Trust us, documenting your year has never be this entertaining …

  • ARF's Celebrity Pet Calendar
    Tony La Russa's Animal Rescue Foundation
    You may not want to begin your year with Nigel Lythgoe and end it with Becky Worley, but at least their dogs are cute. Twelve months of awkwardly staged photos could be yours and you'll be supporting a good cause.
  • Justin Bieber Academic Calendar
    Nope. This Justin Bieber academic calendar isn't meant to poke fun of the singer's intelligence level. It's magnetic locker art! This baby is going to fill the dreams of thousands of middle schoolers who can now picture what they'd look like next to Justin Bieber, every day. That's right, this gem has a mirror insert! Not a Belieber? There is a Taylor Swift, version too...
  • Rock Stars in Black and White
    Your favorite rock stars, from Kurt Cobain to Eddie Vedder, will inspire you every day in this artful black and white calendar. Each month features the lit face of one of rock's greats. Best of all? The contrast between their glowing faces and the dark background will make you question whether they've stepped into the spotlight or been called upon by God.
  • Chuck Norris
    Twelve months wasn't enough for Chuck Norris, so you'll get 16 with an investment in this tough–guy cal.
  • Duck Dynasty
    Photos of the bearded "Duck Dynasty" stars are overlaid with inspirational quotes like "Let me tell you about redneck logic ..." This is a winner for any true fan OR someone just looking to spark controversy.
  • Eva Mendes Pop Art Calendar
    Are you a fan of both Eva Mendes and Pop Art? Well then this is your lucky day! Whether or not you've seen her in anything since "The Other Guys," you'll love having this one special picture to look at all year long.
  • Pets Rock Calendar
    Thanks to this wall calendar, you won't have to finish 2014 before seeing a cat dressed as Lady Gaga OR guinea pigs as The Beatles. Phew.
  • Psy Printout Calendar
    Can't wait to get your year started? This "Gangnam Style" calendar is available for immediate download! Calendar blocks display perfectly in the back of Psy's paper head so that you can conveniently drag your K-pop obsession into the New Year.
  • Michael Bublé Calendar
    This jazz–y singer will have you and the rest of middle–aged America swooning at the sight of his formal wear contrasting with colorful oversized shapes.
  • Dr. Phil Day–to–Day Calendar
    This year, you don't have to wait for Dr. Phil's talk show to learn how the doc can change your life — it'll be right there on your calendar. Daily insights are brought to you by the Doc, himself, whether or not you'll want to hear them.


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