Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
4yo: "I'm not going to nursery tomorrow. I'm going to not feel very well"
Me: "How do you know?"
4yo: "I've told my brain to think it".
— Twitflup (@Twitflup) January 22, 2014
Parenting with a boom box set to play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" when ostentatiously pressed with a gloved finger.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 25, 2014
Conscious parents know that an integral part of making a healthy dinner is preparing oneself for its inevitable rejection.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) January 24, 2014
They say yoga is relaxing, but I find screaming "could you kids give me a damn minute to myself" 20x from downward dog to be a real drag.
— Aine Anisa (@AineAnisa) January 24, 2014