Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This week's funny women took to Twitter to voice both their frustrations and affections for technology. Ella Ceron dropped some serious wisdom when she tweeted: "'Don't fav because it's over, RT because it happened.' — Dr. Seuss for millennials, probably." We hope someone takes on the Like vs. Share dilemma next week.

While Ella was able to put a positive spin on things, others weren't as optimistic: "Ever since I saw 'Her' I'm afraid my iPhone thinks I'm boring," tweeted Sarah Thyre. And Twitter user Slightly Funny Jew wasn't terribly thrilled with her chosen means of communication either: "Twitter. Because disappointing just my family wasn't enough."

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I think "momager" might actually be a worse word than "panties"

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) January 20, 2014

i could probably be involved in a groundbreaking new reality show called Will Ella's Acne Clear Up In Time For Major Events

— Lorde (@lordemusic) January 19, 2014

I wish I could type into Amazon, "looking into these self help books for a bit"

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 22, 2014

"Keep the lights off at all times, don't choke me, no butt stuff. Donuts after." -me, when asked about my sexual fantasy

— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 24, 2014

Christ, I hope that's mine, she thought as she discovered the booger on her sleeve.

— molly (@Molly_Kats) January 24, 2014

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