Try as we might, we can't relate. We can never fully grasp the trials and tribulations dogs face on a daily basis.
Thankfully, the clip above, posted by BuzzFeedVideo, spells them out for us.
If the video accomplishes anything, perhaps it can end one people-perpetrated stress: dressing up dogs to make them look human. It's "weird," pooches apparently think (especially when they're fed corn on the cob, which isn't actually a safe thing to do).
Via Laughing Squid