02/11/2014 04:02 pm ET Updated Feb 11, 2014

Forget Tiger Mom. Success Is About Skechers And The Ethnic Food Aisle.

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We the American people can finally rejoice. As you may have heard, Amy Chua (aka Tiger Mom)'s new book The Triple Package: How Three Unlikely Traits Explain the Rise and Fall of Cultural Groups in America is officially available. Finally, the lowly unsuccessful (by cultural upbringing) people can finally unlock the treasure of drive and determination and make it in America.

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