Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

Maybe it's the inevitable Valentine's Day hangover, maybe it's the endless winter, but whatever it is the ladies of Twitter are feeling existential about love -- and not in a good way. Twitter user Moody Monday was a bit gloomier than her usual moody self when she tweeted, "My idea of a great date is anytime after 2065, because hopefully I'll be dead by then." Good luck with that?

Abbi Crutchfield had a similarly pessimistic approach to dating: "Dating is like roller rink birthday parties when you were a kid: free food, low lights & some loud idiot talking the whole time." While some had definitely gotten off the love train, others like Twitter user Brain Vomit, were a bit more optimistic in their realizations: "Just tried birthday cake m&ms and now I know for sure that I've never said 'I love you' and meant it before."

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

If short girls are "fun size" does that mean I'm "king size" for being 5'10"?

β€” Stephanie Michelle (@JumpOnMyTutu) February 21, 2014

Sorry I pointed to the casket while mouthing "You're next" to your asshole kid at the funeral but he boogie sneezed on me.

β€” Boston Girl (@kmdk83) February 20, 2014

Why don't they just make flavoured hair spray already? It's going in my mouth either way.

β€” Pucks (@PuckingItUp) February 19, 2014

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