No one likes an abandoned theme park more than us, and what's not to love about a 73-acre park that sits abandoned in what was once East Germany.
There are still tours you can take of the park, even though the park is for sale on ebay (yes, you read that right). Buyers beware: The land on which Spreepark is set has to stay an amusement or recreation park until 2061.
If heading to Germany or buying the damn place isn't in the cards for you, we've compiled some pretty convincingly cool Instagrams of the park for your viewing pleasure.
Oh, we forgot to mention that there are large dinosaurs just chillin'.
The Ferris Wheel is moving solely by the wind, according to one Instagrammer.