03/26/2014 05:52 pm ET

Wedding Diets Are Evil and Just Make Women Feel Like Sh*t

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It took more than a year of wedding planning, but it finally happened: I snapped and started frantically scanning the Internet for weight-loss schemes. A couple of unflattering pictures from a bridal shower and I basically blacked out and woke up a half an hour later, hovering over the "buy" button on a Groupon juice cleanse.

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