In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
oH MY GOD DAD YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING, "BAE" DOESNT STAND FOR BACON AND EGGS.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) March 30, 2014
I want spring break//my whole life to be a manifestation of Kylie Jenner's Instagram
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) April 4, 2014
Someone please get me a really poorly designed graphic tee that says "SORRY I'M SOPHISTICATED"
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) April 2, 2014
People who text me first: my dad, bath and body works notifications, um
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) March 28, 2014
Now taking applications for a plucky sidekick. Must have excessive movie quoting abilities. Love of Nutella, bonus.
— HauntedSunshineGirl (@hauntedsunshine) April 3, 2014
Beyoncè writes an anthem of female empowerment and for some reason the only line anyone ever quotes from it is "i woke up like dis"
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) March 26, 2014
When parents say, "I'm not arguing," what they really mean is, "I'm not shouting."
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) March 31, 2014
wow chris pratt is so heart eyes emoji
— april ludgate (@ohhaiitsnoaa) March 24, 2014
there should be an Instagram filter called 'zayn malik' that makes your selfie game 100 times stronger
— // (@discolirry) March 31, 2014
Is "chapstick" a verb?
"I need to chapstick."
"I just chapsticked."
"I'm currently chapsticking."
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) April 2, 2014
Selfie strategy: take 80 and hope that one is less bad than the rest.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) March 19, 2014
My Dad just turned the channel to march madness. My argument: He's denying me of my first amendment rights to watching HSM.
— Amy (@AmyYoelin) March 24, 2014
Can't believe I didn't win the kids choice award for best animated animal sidekick
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) March 30, 2014
I wish life had a movie montage mode where you could just write an essay or study for a test in 30 seconds while eye of the tiger plays
— lana ☪ (@LanaGorlinski) March 28, 2014
— Kate Avino (@kateeeea) April 2, 2014
One does not simply leave Target with only what they intended to purchase before entering.
— Quincy Bulin (@quincylauren) March 29, 2014
Every time James Franco wants to hit on someone he should take 127 hours to think about whether or not it's appropriate
— Celeste (@celesteyim) April 3, 2014
I have this song with the kiddos I nanny for. It's called 'CLOSE THE DOOR WHILE YOU PEE' off of the new album 'ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS.'
— Olivia (@OliviasOpinions) March 25, 2014
*At a red light*
Dad: "Time to take a selfie."
— Camille Aké (@Cake986) March 31, 2014
When shopping or changing my hairstyle, I tend to think, "what will make Future Me the most uncomfortable?" and then I go from there
— Sam (@UnofficialSam) April 1, 2014
I'm teaching my mom how to say "hella" and what it means
— myrka (@myrkitty) March 30, 2014
Passive aggressive is when you don't like a controversial Facebook status, but when you like a comment from someone arguing against it.
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) April 3, 2014
Apparently I just experienced my first earthquake but I thought it was my stomach bc I just ate a lot of cheese
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan) March 29, 2014
*spends hour trying to get good selfie*
*gets decent selfie*
— Ben J. Pierce (@BenJPierce) April 2, 2014
the smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account
— Lorde (@lordemusic) April 3, 2014
"justina, where are you? I need you to do some chores" pic.twitter.com/VdWTlvnyEp
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) April 3, 2014