04/04/2014 11:47 am ET Updated Apr 04, 2014

The Russian Government Announces Vladimir Putin's Divorce On 'Kimmel'

News broke yesterday that Vladimir Putin is finally single after 30 years of marriage. Jimmy Kimmel explained that Putin and his wife divorced over the normal long-term couple squabbles, you know, "don't invade Ukraine, stop cracking down on dissent, why must you consolidate power? Annoying."

The biggest surprise, however, came in the Kremlin's announcement about split. Let's just say they handle these things a little differently in Russia.

Check out the clip above to see how Putin's spokesperson broke the news to the Russian people. Rawwwwr.