In case you weren't aware, HuffPost Teen bloggers are some of the smartest, most thoughtful and flat-out hilarious teen writers on the Internet. They also happen to be really good at Twitter. That's why, every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
Why can't we edit tweets, it's 2014, people
— Sam (@UnofficialSam) April 10, 2014
RT if you have ever ate the entire 20 piece McNugget meal on your own and lived not only to tell the tale but to do it again
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) April 3, 2014
Dance like no one is watching but assume you will end up on YouTube!
— HauntedSunshineGirl (@hauntedsunshine) April 10, 2014
The next time you hear someone say, "For your FYI," I suggest you counter it with, "Oh my OMG."
— Leo Sheng (@iLeoSheng) April 8, 2014
95% sure my dad is Bill Cosby.
— Lani Renaldo (@g0ldyl0kz) April 3, 2014
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but if I give you some money will you make a run to Taco Bell and pick me up a number 6 with a water?
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) April 10, 2014
Stan Lee is a majority of the reason for my constant state of emotional distress.
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) April 7, 2014
Tinder but for puppies you can cuddle near you
— Celeste (@celesteyim) April 10, 2014
"Did you drop your toothpaste? You look a little crestfallen." A dad line if I ever heard one.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) April 6, 2014
"I want you to go to MIT, because Tony Stark went to MIT, and he's fabulous."- The wise words of my younger sister.
— Camryn Garrett (@TomboyNoelle201) March 25, 2014
*looks at hair* perfection is the disease of a nation
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan) April 4, 2014
This Italian place charges extra for cheese and I'm appalled. Cheese should be an unalienable right. Life, liberty, and cheese.
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) April 9, 2014
I get so uncomfortable when someone uses "heheh" instead of "hahah" and I can't figure out why.
— Ben J. Pierce (@BenJPierce) April 4, 2014
"Hillary Clinton" and "glass ceiling" should only be used together when "broke through the" is in the middle of them.
— Devontae (@dtortilla) April 10, 2014
Plot twist: this whole assembly is an elaborate and multifaceted promposal.
— Allison Hyatt (@wendla_b3rgmann) April 8, 2014
I hope I'm like Judge Judy when I'm old.
— Olivia Busch (@oliviaxbusch) April 8, 2014
I'm weary of people who bake cookie dough before eating it.
— Bekah (@RebekahBolser) April 11, 2014
life goals: own a Segway
— Will Jay (@willjayIM5) March 31, 2014
How are kids my age in "serious relationships"?! I have issues committing to a toothbrush color!
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) April 8, 2014
I bought post it's and a flashdrive on Amazon so, I'm ready for college now right?
— Asia (@asia_june) April 4, 2014
YES, I WANT SHAKIRA'S HAIR AS IT IS IN THIS MOMENT
— Erica Williams (@_EricaNickole) April 7, 2014
religion isn't a contest but matzah is def more normcore than peeps and cadbury eggs
— Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) April 11, 2014
I just want a house made of trampolines
— Nash (@Nashgrier) April 5, 2014
what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
— Aidan Alexander (@aidanjalexander) April 11, 2014
i hate everything and everyone and this includes ed sheeran who i just screamed at on my television. so i guess you could say today is okay.
— iggy azalea (@noaelizabethxo) April 11, 2014
Writing a romantic comedy based entirely off this look pic.twitter.com/KOHVs4EBm6
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) April 8, 2014