04/12/2014 10:35 am ET Updated Apr 12, 2014

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

In this week's Tweet beat, a lot of people were preparing for the annual music festival Coachella in the middle-of-nowhere, California. Sadly, Kendra Alvey was not one of these people, but she managed to come up with a perfect alternative: "While you guys are at Coachella, I break into your houses & replace all of your jeans with slightly tighter versions of the same jeans." Hey, if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.

In other (exceedingly infuriating) news, the Paycheck Fairness Act failed to pass this week. Erin Gibson recommended a pretty perfect solution when she tweeted, "Just wondering if we should rename the 'Paycheck Fairness Act' the 'Direct Deposit Fairness Act' so the GOP thinks it's for banks." We are totally on board with that.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.