04/27/2014 01:53 pm ET Updated Apr 28, 2014

Sarah Jessica Parker Drinks Tequila For The First Time At Age 49 (REPORT)


According to Page Six, Sarah Jessica Parker tried tequila for the very first time on Saturday, April 26.

Apparently, she was out in the Meatpacking District for some sort of fancily exclusive book club, and a source overheard overheard SJP say that she had never “tried tequila and wanted to try it for the first time."

How someone could have existed for nearly five decades and not, say, had a margarita once or twice seems implausible. We'll still continue to love and actively conflate her with Carrie Bradshaw, but there are a lot of questions here. Was part of her "Sex And The City" contract that she could ONLY drink Cosmos? What could she have possibly been drinking on Cinco de Mayo? Did Matthew Broderick know about this?

Anyway, rest assured that now, after 49 years of living on the planet Earth, Sarah Jessica Parker has finally gotten around to trying tequila.



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