04/30/2014 04:48 pm ET Updated Apr 30, 2014

The Best News Bloopers Of April 2014


I believe it was either legendary Greek philosopher Plato or fictional teenage rapscallion Ferris Bueller who said “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” This is a life lesson that applies to pretty much everything, including, for the sake of this post, which is already veering dangerously close to the edge of the rails it was precariously balanced on top of begin with, news bloopers. They come to fast and furious in 5- to 60-second increments that it gets tough to remember them all. It’s a serious problem. It is. Shut up.