05/01/2014 05:33 pm ET Updated May 01, 2014

18 Celeb Couples You Totally Forgot Were Together

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We don't know about you, but we're obsessed with Old Loves, a Tumblr blog that pays tribute to famous couples from the past. (Like Ben Affleck and a clearly unamused Gwyneth Paltrow -- or French New Wave power couple Anna Karina and Jean-Luc Godard on their wedding day.)

Inspired by the blog -- and by the fact that it's Throwback Thursday -- we thought we'd take a moment to look back at formerly married celebrity couples who called it quits a long, long time ago.

Delight in their short-lived looks of love -- and ridiculous '80s and '90s haircuts -- below.

  • Here's Richard Gere, Cindy Crawford and some guy who deeply regrets being photographed between such a ridiculously good looking couple. (1988)
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  • 2. Pamela Anderson and former hubby Kid Rock party it up at their wedding in Saint-Tropez. Props to Pam for giving bridal bikini a chance. (2006)
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  • 3. Bradley Cooper and the wife you never knew he had, Jennifer Esposito. (2006)
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  • 4. Nineties power couple Brooke Shields and Andre Agassi shaking hands, as people in love do. (1994)
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  • 5. Here's a curly-locked George Clooney with now ex-wife, Talia Balsam. See, he's done the marriage thing before! (1990).
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  • 6. Julia Roberts and first husband, Lyle Lovett, pose with a clearly unamused Susan Sarandon. (1993)
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  • 7. Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet in all their boho glory. Oh, hey there, baby Zoe Kravitz. (1989)
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  • 8. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green say "hi" and remind you they were married for 163 days. ( 2000)
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  • 9. Uma Thurman and Gary Oldman rocking the serious-actors-in-all-black look. (1992)
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  • 10. Nic Cage trying to teach wife #2, Lisa Marie Presley, the art of the arched eyebrow. (2001)
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  • 11. Here's Halle Berry and former Atlanta Braves player David Justice during his grunge phase. (1995)
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  • 12. Before she was sharing vials of blood with Billy Bob, Angelina Jolie was sharing pixie cut tips with first husband, Jonny Lee Miller. (1998)
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  • 13. "Alias"-era Jen Garner shows some love to Scott Foley. Don't lie -- we know you forget she was married to this guy before Affleck. (2002)
  • 14. A pre-couch jumping Tom Cruise looking so, so young with first wife, Mimi Rogers. (1989)
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  • 15. After there was Sonny and Cher, there was Gregg (Allman) and Cher -- but only for nine days. Shortest. Marriage. Ever. (1977)
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  • 16. Cool kids Madonna and Sean Penn leave rehearsals for their play "Goose and Tom Tom." (1986)
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  • 17. Height-disparate couple Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra looking totally in love at a Planet Hollywood (remember when those restaurants were everywhere?!) press conference. (1999)
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  • 18. And finally, Mario Lopez and Doritos girl Ali Landry teach us a hard life lesson: the couple who wears pink together, doesn't necessarily stay together. (2002)
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