05/02/2014 03:19 pm ET Updated May 04, 2014

Jimmy Kimmel Has New Beef With Matt Damon For Saying He'd Buy The Los Angeles Clippers

With Jay Leno retired and David Letterman on his way out, late night "feuds" just aren't what they used to be. The good news is, we'll always have Jimmy Kimmel's ongoing battle with his arch nemesis, Matt Damon, to keep us entertained.

That's right, Kimmel found a new reason to hate the "Behind The Candelabra" star after he heard him say he'd buy the Los Angeles Clippers if he had, "Donald Sterling money." Now, you've probably already heard that Oprah is also considering buying the team -- and Kimmel attaches himself to all things "O" -- so naturally he had some words for him on Thursday night's "Jimmy Kimmel Live!".

"You sneaky son of bitch," Kimmel said, accusing Damon of copying him and Oprah. "This could be the first time a major sports team has been purchased with money made from making out with Michael Douglas."

"I get it, I took Ben away from you and now you're trying to take this from me. But guess what? It's not just me you're screwing with this time, it's Oprah. It's me and Oprah. It's Joprah Kimfrey."

Uh oh. Watch Kimmel's full rant -- including a "JKL" Matt Damon ban for life -- in the clip above.