Not that we're about to go allegedly rob a bank or anything, but if we were, we'd probably dress for the occasion.
A Hamburglar costume. A Richard Nixon mask (like in Point Break). A shirt that professes -- with some degree of accuracy -- our level of inebriation. Any of these would have been better than suspect Rocky Fisher's choice of threads following an alleged bank robbery:
Fisher (left) and Balfe (right).
Fisher's shirt reads: "It's all fun and games until the cops show up."
It's unclear if the 35-year-old suspect wore the shirt during a string of robberies that cops alleged he was involved in, but Fisher was wearing it when he and his 19-year-old companion, Jennifer Balfe, were arrested at a motel in Lewiston, Idaho, on Sunday.
Authorities busted the couple after receiving a tip that someone matching their description had dropped a lot of cash at a local casino. KCPQ reports that the suspects allegedly robbed a bank in Cottonwood, Idaho, and are also thought to have hit two other banks in Oregon.