Well, 50 Cent has an interesting explanation for the terrible first pitch he threw at the Pirates-Mets game last Tuesday night, May 27: excessive masturbation.
The rapper offered the curious excuse during an "Ask Me Anything" interview on Reddit earlier this week. In response to a reader who asked what happened, he said, "I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol."
We're reasonably sure he's kidding, though it would reaffirm his status as a "baller."
Just in case you missed his pitch the first time around, here it is on repeat: