06/11/2014 10:35 am ET Updated Jun 12, 2014

The 8 Most 'Dad' Texts Ever Sent

Have you ever opened a text from your dad and reacted with a combination of laughter and horror?

If so, this hilarious short of dads-with-phones-gone-awry from BuzzFeed Video is for you.

The video includes a list of common pitfalls that are too "Dad" for words: knock-knock jokes, overzealous puns, the "your mother stole my phone" excuse, and of course, one penis-themed autocorrect fail.

Maybe you'll re-think giving your dad a new phone for Father's Day -- but then again, if you laughed like we did, maybe not.