06/13/2014 04:44 pm ET Updated Jun 13, 2014

'100 Ways To Attack The Groin' Will Make You Laugh Till It Hurts

It's the nutcracker suite!

Enter The Dojo Show demonstrates "100 Ways to Attack the Groin" for your viewing pain, pleasure and twisted sense of humor.

The chopsocky sound effects give this slapstick panoply of penis-pummeling punches that extra impact.

Brobible called the clip "somewhat informative." Sure, like how the Three Stooges used to teach eye-poking.

But are any of the moves (above) any match for the below-the-belt brutality of the Muscles From Brussels?

The jewels-jarring jury is out.

(Hat tip, Uproxx)