06/25/2014 10:18 am ET Updated Jun 25, 2014

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Poops All Over The World Cup

Rather than fly to Brazil for the World Cup, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog figured out you can experience the same "flash mob of horrible B.O." right at home in New York's largest borough.

While bar hopping in Queens, Triumph hung out with fans of Colombia, Greece and Uruguay, pretty much crapping on everyone.

And while some people claim soccer is less exciting than American football, this little dog is here to prove them wrong. He says it's less exciting than basketball, baseball and backgammon, too.

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