07/01/2014 02:00 pm ET

'Captain America Statistics Song' Might Ruin Your Fourth Of July

It looks like Captain America might be skipping the Fourth of July fireworks this year.

According to the truth-hurts comedy of the "Captain America Statistics Song!" above from Animation Domination High-Def, the United States and its superhero don't have much to celebrate. Education and healthcare are lagging while consumption of gasoline and meat are soaring.

And if that isn't enough to dampen your spirits, Captain America is looking a little doughy in his tights.

Well, happy Independence Day anyway, Captain America. Better luck, next year.

h/t Uproxx