Why risk getting bumps and bruises playing outside throughout the summer when you can stay indoors reading and get scarred for life?
From creeptastic finger puppets to ingesting insects, Jimmy Fallon's latest "Do Not Read List" contains some books straight from your nightmares. To save your summer from turning into a Stephen King novel, avoid reading these at all costs.
And whatever you do, don't ask Granny what she's been doing with her hands. Our guess is you don't want to know.
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.