Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Noticed this morning that school starts August 21.
Finally. Something exciting to look forward to.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 11, 2014
20yo me: Look at the skinny girl! She has no hips! I hate her.
38yo me: Look at the skinny girl! She has no hips! Where do her babies sit?
— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) July 6, 2014
3yo just got a tissue and wiped the baby's nose. I feel silently judged.
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) July 10, 2014
Motherhood: the state of having a shitty day and then getting peed on in the middle of the night
— A. Disgrace (@annadiscraceful) July 9, 2014