07/16/2014 03:46 pm ET Updated Jul 16, 2014

Every Wedding You Will Ever Attend: A Field Guide

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It's perfectly natural to want a one-of-a-kind wedding day. Unfortunately for the special snowflakes out there, there are only so many ways to tie the knot. Specifically, there are 19. Pretty much every wedding you ever attend will fall into one of these categories.

Now, now, I understand that your special day was very rare and magical. But if you objectively peruse the categories below, I'm confident you'll be able to sort basically every wedding you've attended in the last 15 years into one of the buckets provided. Then reevaluate and force yourself to confront the fact that you had a "Cool Wedding."

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