07/30/2014 04:19 pm ET Updated Jul 30, 2014

This Ridiculously Complicated Math Lesson Will Leave You Questioning Everything

Someone posted this video to Reddit with the title "Math made easy." While we hate to quibble with our Reddit brethren, on this one point, we must respectfully disagree times a thousand.

Perhaps imagining boxing gloves opening a book that vomits millions of bright orange flowers somehow makes young children think, "Oh, 7 x 5 = 35, OF COURSE!" but it left us completely confused. And what the %$&# is the tent about?

Check out the lesson and let us know if you understand what's going on, because we're pretty sure we unlearned some things watching this.