08/20/2014 10:07 am ET Updated Aug 20, 2014

18 Hilarious Photos Of Porn Without The Sex

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Pornos have famously amusing plot lines. Who can forget the time they had a sleepover at their friend's cabin and someone smuggled in Playmate of the Apes and everyone watched in giggling awe as the inexplicably hot pink ape talked dirty to a porn star. (Just me?)

The latest issue of Useful Photography magazine, published byKesselsKramer Publishing, features this hilarious spread of stills from porno films before the sex starts [via Feature Shoot]. Enjoy.

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