Failing isn't something you should have to worry about right when you head back into a new school year. And that makes these back to school FAILs even more horrendous.
That being said, why are so many kids performing physical daredevil feats in their classrooms? Whatever happened to the dangerous study of homophones (there, their, and they're) or the seat-of-your-pants action of a good phonics lesson?
Anyway, some students probably wish they'd just opted to do homework instead.
And, FYI: Do not try these at home. Or school. Or anywhere else.