SPORTS
09/30/2014 05:06 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Man Offers MLB Playoff Tickets In Exchange For Threesome

Talk about post-season excitement.

This guy cannot attend the first Washington Nationals playoff game this Friday, so he's selling his tickets -- for something other than money. Yep, this man -- who, according to his advertisement, is "not some old gross dude" and is "actually 24 and athletic" -- is offering his seats to "two women" in exchange for a threesome.

It's remarkable that this guy's ad is still posted on Craigslist, but, in any case, here it is in all its ridiculous, objectifying glory:

mlb tickets threesome

His sign-off really speaks for itself.

Tempting.

H/T dcist

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