10/02/2014 04:56 pm ET Updated Oct 03, 2014

Subway Will Help You Get Thin For Your Sexy Halloween Costume

Summer is over, so now you should be working on your Halloween body.

At least, that's the premise of a new Subway ad. Unfortunately.

In the clip, a concerned woman concern-trolls her coworkers for eating burgers, and reminds them that Halloween is coming up -- "You gotta stay in shape for all the costumes!"

Her ideas -- the very unoriginal sexy viking, sexy schoolteacher, sexy nurse, and sexy linebacker to name a few -- require showing a lot of skin. So obviously, only women with perfect bodies should wear them. Luckily for her, Subway has plenty of low-fat sandwiches to help her on her quest to fit in to that skimpy leotard.

While we doubt anyone will take this seriously, the very idea that women have even more things they should be dieting for is pretty gross.

Just as every body is a bikini body, every body is a Halloween body. Eat your burgers proudly.

If you're looking for costumes a little more original than sexy viking, we got you. No dieting required.

H/T Jezebel