10/06/2014 05:41 pm ET Updated Oct 06, 2014

Binge Drinking Bros Have Lower Sperm Count

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You know how all those drunk frat guys who can barely stand up at parties are so repulsive you won’t MO with them, even on the dance floor? You’re really saving yourself from a lifetime without children. Sure, you might not exactly want a passel of cute nuggets immediately, but there’s always someday. Unfortunately, a new study shows that men who binge drink have reduced sperm quality.

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