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10/08/2014 10:04 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Unapologetic Nerd Torments Girlfriend With Lord Of The Rings Quotes

One vid for the Elven kings under the sky,
Ten takes for the Dwarf lords in halls of stone,
Still this mortal man makes her cry,
Pesters the Blonde One on her gold throne
From out the land of Torpor where relationships die.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
Put one on her finger, her patience is legend.
In the Land of Britain where the awesome lie.

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