Hey Joe, you need to grab your Aloha shirts, hop a plane to Hawaii and set up shop in the islands.
We need you, Joe — Trader Joe’s, to be precise. We really do.
Look, if ever there was a state where residents need a food market whose core identity involves fighting on behalf of its customers, it is Hawaii. Middle-income residents need someone to champion access to tasty, interesting and healthy food at reasonable prices. You, Joe, could provide a balm for our bruised pocketbooks.