Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's tweets have been compiled by Allison Lantagne. Allison is a Twitter-obsessed high school junior. At least now she has something to show for it.
It's 6:10 and no trick or treaters have come so I can shut the lights off and eat all of the candy right
— Allison ✨ (@wendla_b3rgmann) October 31, 2014
me after a long day at school pic.twitter.com/Bp8xd0TwJM
— Sam Goodyear (@UnofficialSam) October 28, 2014
What a beautiful day for not having any of my homework done
— Kylie Jenner (@kylieeemarcotte) October 29, 2014
the scariest pumpkin ever carved. pic.twitter.com/kzX8mb06iD
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) October 31, 2014
I got bored and cut off four inches of hair, alternately titled "things I have done before and regretted and yet I repeat my actions"
— Momming (@shelbyleeeeeee) October 29, 2014
Little me loved being sick. Missing school, playing at home, watching Arthur. Now it's terrifying.. Missing math, home alone, no Arthur.
— Maisie (@maisie_mclean) October 30, 2014
*deletes horribly worded tweets in shame*
— Camryn Garrett (@dancingofpens) October 29, 2014
the rise, fall and resurrection of IKKI pic.twitter.com/NestQ1UlNo
— Samantha (@samxtina) October 27, 2014
*Meeting new people and trying my best to act all sunglasses emoji*
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) October 25, 2014
Why wasn't hocus pocus the musical ever a thing. I mean come on.
— Garrett deGraff (@Garrettdeg) October 27, 2014
Street style: giraffe with human body in normal person clothes
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) October 31, 2014
do you ever get so excited about a chem lab that you spill hydrochloric acid all over your data sheet pic.twitter.com/2OZy3rAmc8
— Valerie Hsieh (@ValerieHsieh) October 30, 2014
Maybe if I scheduled procrastination I would do homework instead
— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) October 27, 2014
everyone shush "it's the great pumpkin charlie brown" is on and I need to watch it just one more time
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) October 31, 2014
I've been debating the logic of Twilight for the past hour and it just keeps on getting worse 😒
— Morgan Hegarty (@PotatoesHegarty) October 26, 2014
I haven't been to a football game this school year but I have watched 3 seasons of Gilmore Girls
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) October 31, 2014
Two days before early decision applications are due, every school emails me to apply early decision?!?! #alittletoolate
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) October 30, 2014
Editor from the Washington Post keeps favoriting my tweets so a) we're slowly becoming best friends/ b) I'm climbing up the corporate ladder
— KAMI BAKER (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) October 29, 2014
I'm exactly like Ella Enchanted except instead of being unable to not follow orders, I am unable to not hit my funny bone on hard surfaces
— Keleste Kardashian (@celesteyim) October 29, 2014
Eternal struggle of girls around Halloween: making sure that your cat whiskers are even.
— Katie Atkinson (@Katie_Atk) October 26, 2014
*Wears cat ears* No I'm not a cat, I'm Ariana Grande on SNL.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) October 31, 2014
This cat is living the dream pic.twitter.com/PGVddO5mES
— Kiley Roache (@KileyRoache) October 16, 2014
*goes off private because i miss the fame of a rt*
— Nathan (@luvyoulikexo) October 30, 2014
My dad just sent me a snapchat of Danny and Mom napping in my dorm bed while I'm napping on my dorm floor. #FamilyWeekend2014
— Lauren Cooke ❁ (@laurensofar) October 25, 2014
Not so much "vini, vidi, vici" but more of "vinisti, vidisti, vicisti, sed dormivi"
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) October 29, 2014