The women of Twitter were in fine form during #Election2014 -- and the night of Nov. 6 inspired some of their best material. Abbi Crutchfield was relatively underwhelmed by the time all was said and done, tweeting "This recent election didn't have half as much sex or murder that my favorite political dramas taught me to expect."
The Republican takeover of the Senate put things into perspective for lauren ashley bishop, who tweeted "the only 1% i'll probably ever be a part of is getting pregnant on birth control."
Need something to get your mind out of the post-election gutter? Kim Bongiorno reminded us of one solution: "Once Taylor Swift's song is stuck in your head it is REALLY hard to just shake it off."
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
the only 1% i'll probably ever be a part of is getting pregnant on birth control
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) November 6, 2014
Don't be sad that Election 2014 is almost over: Election 2016 starts tomorrow!
— Erin Ruberry (@erinruberry) November 4, 2014
Toy Story 33: no more toys on earth only dirt
— Roxane Gay (@rgay) November 7, 2014
In light of tonight's Republican rout, it might be a good idea for every woman in America to register her uterus as a corporation.
— Connie Schultz (@ConnieSchultz) November 5, 2014
Voter turnout would be much higher if ballots were done as a "Which Candidate Are You?" Buzzfeed Quiz
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) November 4, 2014
There is really a Taylor Swift song for every life situation. How is one so young so wise?
— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) November 6, 2014
Users of the term "making love" from least to most gross:
1) romantic moms
2) middleaged essayists
3) male novelists
4) Woody Allen
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) November 4, 2014
Yodelling to the dog.
Still can't figure why I'm single.
— Nat (@GermanFreckles) November 5, 2014
*rips off wig, earrings, eyelashes, and fingernails..
Did you just call me crazy?
— FROOT LOOP (@Pigeonlov) October 31, 2014
Drinking wine out of a sippy cup, happy election night
— Tess Koman (@tessie_the_mess) November 5, 2014
aren't you fancy, people who order takeout and insist on using actual plates
— Mandy Slamberg (@MandySlamberg) November 6, 2014
Remember, remember the memes of November.
— Amber (@missambear) November 6, 2014
Once Taylor Swift's song is stuck in your head it is REALLY hard to just shake it off.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 5, 2014
*throws back shot of DayQuil*
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) November 5, 2014
Just woke up from a dream wherein I was best friends with Jay Z and Beyonce. Talk about a rude awakening.
— Kayla Webley (@kaylawebley) November 7, 2014
QUIZ: If Jay-Z has 99 problems, Ariana Grande has 1 less problem, and B.I.G. has mo' problems, how many of them are bitches? Show your work.
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 4, 2014
Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
Some days, I still can't believe that Jo didn't end up with Laurie.
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) November 7, 2014
This recent election didn't have half as much sex or murder that my favorite political dramas taught me to expect.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 6, 2014