11/14/2014 04:28 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Saturday's Morning Email: Funnies Edition

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Saturday Edition: The Funnies

Have We Been Eating Goldfish Crackers Wrong This Whole Time?
Holy cow fish. Snacking has changed forever.
goldfish crackers
This is why.

10 Hilariously Bad Pieces Of Retro Sex Ed Advice For Teens
Housework will save you from sexual promiscuity.

Shirtless Dude Dances While He Thinks No One's Watching
But someone was watching, and caught it all on camera.
And boy, are we glad they did.

Little Boy Discovers Grown-Ups Once Wore Diapers, Too
He's shocked to find out at one time, his very own dad was Pampers-clad.
kid learns dad wore diapers
Everybody poops, little guy.

Awkward Owl Hasn’t Quite Figured Out Smiling, Still Overwhelms Us With Cuteness
Such a hoot.
awkward owl
Say cheese or die tryin'.

And one more thing...

Pros Of Winter: Don't Have To Shave. Cons Of Winter: Winter.

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Illustration by Eva Hill