Maybe it's you, paint-drying watchers.
Watching paint dry is always likened to the dullest thing you could possibly do, but you know what? You're really forcing paint against a wall here (sorry). Paint didn't choose this life. Paint is just doing the best paint can (sorry). Why don't you go outside and play and stop putting all the pressure to entertain on paint?
In this sketch, the talented comedy duo Decent Humans finally gives drying paint a voice. Who knew paint was so dry? (again, really sorry).