HOW DO I OPEN YOU?
Comedian Paul Gale, who you'll probably recognize from the viral, "Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong" video is back with a new sketch about opening a bottle of wine when you don't have a corkscrew and you're on the verge of smashing the universe to pieces because you're so %@*#ing infuriated.
Do you use a spoon? Hot water? Just scream at it? Here are some ways you can get that sweet, grape elixir out of the bottle when there's no cork screw in sight.
Warning: none of these methods are safe or advisable, but on the closed professional stunt course of the comedy world, they're funny to watch.