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12/19/2014 10:20 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Woman Slurps Turkey Slice, Heals America (VIDEO)

There's a lot of bad things in the world today: North Korea being grumps, cold weather, The Colbert Report going off the air. It might seem like a never-ending cycle of pain, but fear not! America's savior has arrived.

Like a beautiful angel cast down from the clouds, this turkey slurping gal is courageously healing the hearts of Americans -- dare we say all of humanity -- one slice of cold, processed meat at a time.

In a video uploaded to YouTube by popular Snapchater Tim Sessions, a turkey slice legit disappears in a single breath.

The man behind her attempts the same feat, but is simply not worthy.

We just hope this turkey slurpee is in fact real, we've suffered enough heartache already.

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