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12/23/2014 09:55 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

9 Uses For That Sad Fruitcake You're Never Going To Eat

Eva Hill

Here's how to turn the gift that no one wants into the gift that keeps on giving:

Use it as a door stop.

Turn it into a beer coozie.

Fix that wobbly kitchen table leg.

Scrub your bathroom down with it.

Use it as a pillow.

Give your cats a fun, new perch to sit on.

Slap them on the ends of your dumbbells for extra resistance.

Carve some pockets in there and boom! Instant hand warmer.

No extra cannonballs lying around? No problem.

You can thank us later.

Animations by Eva Hill

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