WOMEN
12/24/2014 04:52 pm ET

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

Christmas has finally arrived and the women of Twitter are very excited. Instead of putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, Abbi Crutchfield is changing it up a bit this year: "Believing in Christmas magic as an adult means you can stay up late for Santa by bar-hopping." Sounds about right to us.

It's safe to say Santa won't be bar-hopping, just house-hopping. Which got Twitter user Susan Burke thinking "I bet Mrs. Claus really hates that song Santa Baby." At least Mrs. Claus won't have Charlene deGuzman to worry about, given her clever romance-avoidance technique: "*eats the mistletoe.*"

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

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