It's like sleeping with all of Fiji.
In the offbeat comedy sketch above, comedy writer Mike Carrier, "Mr. Show" alum John Ennis and friends bring us another gem to celebrate a young women's mind-blowing sexual milestone: ONE MILLION partners!
Understandably, the 1,000,000th guy she's been in bed with isn't quite sure what to think of this. But come on, dude, she got you balloons and a commemorative mug to mark the occasion. Sounds like a keeper to us.