COMEDY
12/29/2014 04:29 pm ET Updated Dec 29, 2014

If You're Someone's One Millionth Sexual Partner, You Might Have This To Look Forward To

It's like sleeping with all of Fiji.

In the offbeat comedy sketch above, comedy writer Mike Carrier, "Mr. Show" alum John Ennis and friends bring us another gem to celebrate a young women's mind-blowing sexual milestone: ONE MILLION partners!

Understandably, the 1,000,000th guy she's been in bed with isn't quite sure what to think of this. But come on, dude, she got you balloons and a commemorative mug to mark the occasion. Sounds like a keeper to us.

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